Tag: humor
group name: morepoints
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November 29, 2008 04:47 PM EST --
My poor husband has been ill for several days now. His throat is swollen and so sore that he can't even eat at this point. He has had a fever for a couple of days. He had this same illness last . . .
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June 20, 2008 12:31 PM EDT --
Mother Superior called all the nuns
together and said to them,
'I must tell you all something. We
have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.'
'Thank . . .
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September 07, 2008 02:02 PM EDT --
Then the fight started
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security . The woman behind the counter asked me for
my driver's license . . .
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February 27, 2008 07:46 PM EST --
This is a strictly
mathematical
viewpoint...
it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it . . .
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March 25, 2008 04:40 PM EDT --
CURTAIN RODS----
The soon-to-be divorced wife spent the first day packing
her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the
second day, she had . . .
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May 10, 2008 01:06 PM EDT --
Christopher's class was having an English
lesson, and the teacher called on Christopher
to recite a sentence with a direct object.
Christopher stood and thought, then said, . . .
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May 14, 2008 01:14 PM EDT --
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. . . .
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June 02, 2008 09:07 AM EDT --
Live and Learn
Psychiatry students were in their Emotional Extremes class. "Let's set some parameters," the professor said. "What's the opposite of joy?" he asked one student. . . .
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June 06, 2008 01:07 PM EDT --
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.
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June 09, 2008 09:54 PM EDT --
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called
Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom
looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come
over.
Richard clicked a couple . . .
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July 07, 2008 11:56 PM EDT --
Ray & Bubba
(Georgia mechanical engineers)
were standing at the base
of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and
asked what they were
doing.
. . .
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September 22, 2008 10:45 PM EDT --
"COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT"
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. . . .
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March 21, 2008 01:29 PM EDT --
THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little
red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police
officer who was also . . .
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March 23, 2008 06:18 PM EDT --
A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out across
the middle of the road. . . .
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March 23, 2008 06:49 PM EDT --
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering,
the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing
$1,000. It happened again the next week!
The following Sunday, . . .
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March 23, 2008 07:00 PM EDT --
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN
WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!!
Son asked his mother the following question:
'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?'
The mother looks . . .
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March 26, 2008 04:50 PM EDT --
Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens
that she was trying to give away, so she
had them out on the street corner with a
sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them.
Suddenly a long . . .
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March 27, 2008 01:04 PM EDT --
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in
O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy
loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his
chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing
respect for . . .
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March 31, 2008 04:22 PM EDT --
Got this from a lady online.
A friend of hers died who had
a great sense of humor and
always used to say that when
she died she wanted a parking
meter on her grave . . .
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April 07, 2008 07:02 PM EDT --
Blonde Good Samaritan
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, . . .
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